Happy first, son!

Nathan? Hi. It’s your dad here. Is this thing on? I know you can’t hear me. Text doesn’t transmit sound waves, I’m told. You can’t read this yet, either, because you still believe that books are delicious meals you haven’t quite figured out how to chew properly. But you might read this one day, on your iScreen 3D or Goggles-Bot Ultra or whatever all the cool kids use in 2030. When you do, here’s a […]


David Wolfe gives you brain cancer

Lately, the name “David Wolfe” has been popping up in my Facebook feed with alarming regularity. In case you haven’t heard of him, David “Avocado” Wolfe (yup, “Avocado”) is a self-proclaimed nutritionist and health guru. According to his own website, he’s the “rock star and Indiana Jones of the superfoods and longevity universe.” So he’s a fictional archaeologist who’s really good on the drums, I guess? He’s the man behind this viral gem: Yeah, David […]


Best SEO guide for your SEO: Top SEO tips to increase your SEO

SEO stands for “Search Engine Optimization.” It’s the practice of optimizing the search engine visibility of your blog or website. Hi, I’m Daniel, and today I will talk to you about SEO, or Search Engine Optimization. The key thing to know about Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is that it’s easy for anyone to learn a bit about SEO, but becoming a true SEO expert like me is more of a challenge. Do not fret. This […]


The Little [Blank] Who Lost [Blank’s] Name

I tend to mock all sorts of things on this blog, from insane self-defense gadgets to sex toys to cat toys to my not-very-kind recap of The Sound Of Music. Today, I’ll switch things up a bit and instead tell you about a fantastic children’s book I’ve come to love. No, really. (I’ll give you a minute to get over your shock.) As a father, I’ve learned a lot in the past year. For example, […]


7 baby wipes life hacks that totally work (and are definitely not just a way for me to get rid of a huge stock of baby wipes)

Hi there, stranger. Have you heard of baby wipes? Sure you have! They’re wipes for babies. They come in a convenient package that holds lots of slightly moist cleaning wipes which you pull out one by one to clean your baby’s face after a meal or butt after a meal’s aftermath. Useful, aren’t they? But I bet you didn’t know there are several clever life hacks that let you use these versatile wonder products to […]