Hey, Mirror! Did you order brain pizza?!

Hey, Mirror! Did you order brain pizza? You must be very confused right now. That’s natural. “Brain pizza? What’s that?!” you’re wondering. I get it. It makes no sense. How about we back up a bit? On May 18, 2016, you’ve published an article about football goalkeeper Simon Mignolet. You ended that article with a joke about Simon DOING THE SPAGHETTI LEGS. (ALL CAPS – the pinnacle of journalistic writing – are in your original.) […]

Happy first, son!

Nathan? Hi. It’s your dad here. Is this thing on? I know you can’t hear me. Text doesn’t transmit sound waves, I’m told. You can’t read this yet, either, because you still believe that books are delicious meals you haven’t quite figured out how to chew properly. But you might read this one day, on your iScreen 3D or Goggles-Bot Ultra or whatever all the cool kids use in 2030. When you do, here’s a […]

David Wolfe gives you brain cancer

Lately, the name “David Wolfe” has been popping up in my Facebook feed with alarming regularity. In case you haven’t heard of him, David “Avocado” Wolfe (yup, “Avocado”) is a self-proclaimed nutritionist and health guru. According to his own website, he’s the “rock star and Indiana Jones of the superfoods and longevity universe.” So he’s a fictional archaeologist who’s really good on the drums, I guess? He’s the man behind this viral gem: Yeah, David […]

Best SEO guide for your SEO: Top SEO tips to increase your SEO

SEO stands for “Search Engine Optimization.” It’s the practice of optimizing the search engine visibility of your blog or website. Hi, I’m Daniel, and today I will talk to you about SEO, or Search Engine Optimization. The key thing to know about Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is that it’s easy for anyone to learn a bit about SEO, but becoming a true SEO expert like me is more of a challenge. Do not fret. This […]

The Little [Blank] Who Lost [Blank’s] Name

I tend to mock all sorts of things on this blog, from insane self-defense gadgets to sex toys to cat toys to my not-very-kind recap of The Sound Of Music. Today, I’ll switch things up a bit and instead tell you about a fantastic children’s book I’ve come to love. No, really. (I’ll give you a minute to get over your shock.) As a father, I’ve learned a lot in the past year. For example, […]