Aug 282013
 

This is a sequel to this, so I’ll keep the intro short.

Like most bloggers, I get spam. Not the delicious canned meat they serve at Michelin Star restaurants, mind you. Comment spam.

Unlike most bloggers, I review every single spam comment and kindly answer it.

Here we go:

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For a brief second there I thought you were a bot, so knowing you’re a “real reader” is a huge relief. I’ll apportion more for info for you.

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I’m happy you find my “7 ways to fail on a treadmill” post to be “very informative”. May I suggest you do number 3. on that list? Repeatedly?

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I’m all about the fashion, baby. Have you read my “Lipsticks & Laces” post yet?

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Welcome to the future, keen time-traveler and “weblog” enthusiast. Nowadays we just call them “blogs”, because in the 21st century nobody has the time to read multi-syllable words.

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Glad you discover optional naked pajamas tickling prickling appropriate for companies. Poodle.

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Wow, Caitlin Matthews herself, commenting on my blog! It is an honour, mam!

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Liar. The only thing anyone’s ever found on Bing is a 404 error. Or maybe a “belivesothate”, whatever that is.

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Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “Fibroblast Growth Factor”.

*whispers*

You had me at “Fibroblast Growth Factor”.


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Why hello there, remarkable issue. Welcome to the fucking party, yo! Consider the email dropped. It will arrive to that email address you’ve never left in about two seconds.

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I know! I also want everyone to have enough tasty veal to…wait, you said “weal”, didn’t you? Nobody gets me.

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Yeah God did some guest posts on this blog earlier, but…let’s just say he had a bit of a superiority complex. Plus his writing was all preachy. Pffffft, those crazy deities, am I right?!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Dulcet Rocket. There is no “touching and laugh” on this blog. But you can watch, if that’s your thing.

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OK guys, now it’s getting creepy. No “touching”, no “give body dulcet feeling” while on my blog. They have tons of dedicated websites for that!

Leave a comment, get a reply. That's how I roll.

  15 Responses to “Comment Spam Roulette: Part Two”

Comments (15)
  1. After reading this my horizons have broadened mood considerably. As always, I think why couldn’t I have thought of that? You writer funny!

     
  2. Huh. This article really is wally. I got the dulcet feeling just reading it. Can I offer you some SEO Ibiza handbags with my second of fan mail? I need to grab hold of your rss feed for further study.

     
  3. When someone asks me a question at work tomorrow, I’m totally gonna whisper You had me at ”Fibroblast Growth Factor” until they go away.

    Hugs!

    Valerie

     
  4. Robot number 14 called you a “wally” – I wouldn’t stand for that, Daniel. You should challenge him to a dual with pistols at fifty paces. That is what a true Englishman would do!

     
  5. Ha! I loved your answer to number 4! Hilarious…and aren’t you so nice to answer your spammers ;)

     
  6. Now I feel guilty for blocking my spammers…. well no not really, your spammers are way funnier than mine ever were.

     
  7. Your spammers seem to love you unconditionally. I’m jealous. Guess my site doesn’t have enough fashion. By the way, do you really have Spam ham in Denmark? I thought you guys were more sophisticated than us…

     
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