4 signs that NYPD and FDNY have too much time on their hands > Nest Expressed

If you were reading the news on Monday you may have come across the story of an NYPD cop who climbed a tree to save a cat, only to get stuck there and require firefighters to rescue him instead. Yes, that shit really happened. In real life. We live in a wonderful, wonderful world. There’s lots of comedy to [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

Special recipe for absinthe and vodka strawberry cake > Nest Expressed

You’ll need: Vodka – lots. Absinthe – also lots. Strawberries – 1 kg. Mint leaves – 2. Tequila – 5 shots. Sugar – around 3 to 57 table spoons. Generic, non-strawberry cake – 1. Begin by mixing…mix some old hip-hop with a good drum and bass track to set the mood. Dim the lights. No, [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

Logic For Dummies > Nest Expressed

Before I dive into the post I just want to announce that the laugh-out-loud-funny Valerie and her famed airborne platypus army have bestowed a new blog award upon me. Feast your eyes on this baby: You know that I’m known for not knowing how to play by the blog award rules and for writing horrible run-on [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

3 functional transportation devices (made of junk) > Nest Expressed

I’m no stranger to DIY projects. Why, just the other day I submitted a short tale of my ingenuity to Bytestories.com. In the past I’ve freely ridiculed insane inventors of questionable self defence gadgets and children’s dolls. Today I do the opposite and bring you three inspiring stories about dreamers who took what most of [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

Guest Expressed: “5 Most Annoying Habits Dogs Have” > Nest Expressed

I’ve bombarded you with posts about cats for too long. Enough is enough. Today’s guest, Supriya Tamang, brings something totally different to the table – a post about dogs and their annoying habits. Enter Supriya: No matter how adorable or cute or lovable our furry friends are, you’d have to agree with me when I say this: there [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

The totally true story of how I visited the airport > Nest Expressed

I quickened my pace as the terminal building drew closer. I was excited. Today I was going to fly for the first time ever. More accurately, this would be the first time I’d be successfully flying upwards instead of falling down from balconies as I was prone to do. The airport was unexpectedly busy. I counted [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

If you build it…they will scratch > Nest Expressed

In a shocking turn of events that nobody could have foreseen, today’s post is…again about cats. More specifically, it’s about our cat preparations. While some cat gadgets are undeniably insane, many are useful and even necessary. Scratching posts are just such necessities. If you don’t provide your cat with some alternative scratching options, rest assured [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

5 items for (torturing) your cats > Nest Expressed

In my last post I gave you all a warning. I said you could expect me to talk about cats incessantly from now on. You probably laughed it off and were all like “yeah, good use of hyperbole, dude”. Well here comes a post about cats. Who’s laughing now?! We’ve been doing research while waiting for [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

It’s raining cats and…yeah, just cats > Nest Expressed

It’s official: we’re getting cats. Plural. Two. Two cats. We’ll have two cats in the house soon. OK, I think I made it clear enough. We’ve entertained this idea for a while now. Maybe a year or so. The timing was just never quite right. Considering our then-upcoming trip to Australia we didn’t want to [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.

Where the fuck are your manners?! > Nest Expressed

I may be the first one to utter this brave statement, but here goes: “People should be considerate of each other.” You can freely quote that revolutionary statement on Twitter, it’s on me. Sure, it sounds obvious, yet the more I observe people lately the more I become convinced that many just don’t give a [.....]

Nest Expressed - Funny blog filled with funny lists, observations and funny reflections.