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If you need a guest writer for your site, drop me a line.

I do humour and am very affordable. I normally charge one million US dollars per post. Then I normally get told to fuck off, so I settle for an author byline.

If you want an opportunity to tell me to fuck off, what are you waiting for? Contact me now!

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