If you need a guest writer for your site, drop me a line.
I do humour posts and am very affordable. I normally charge 1 million dollars per post. Then I normally get told to fuck off, so I settle for an author byline with links to my blog/Facebook/Twitter.
If you want an opportunity to tell me to fuck off, what are you waiting for? Contact me now!
Here’s some of my writing that has been featured on other sites: