“Hire” Me

If you need a guest writer for your site, drop me a line.

I do humour posts and am very affordable. I normally charge 1 million dollars per post. Then I normally get told to fuck off, so I settle for an author byline with links to my blog/Facebook/Twitter.

If you want an opportunity to tell me to fuck off, what are you waiting for? Contact me now!

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Here’s some of my writing that has been featured on other sites:

Bytestories.com

“I don’t know”

“3D Logic”

“Don’t bike without scissors”

Other

FunCage: “6 reasons to fear Modern Warfare 3 attack dogs”

Ella Medler: “5 Tips for Being a Terrible Guest Blogger”

M.E. Franco: “Writing for a blog: 5 tips”

SpyGlassViewer: “Aerial Invasion”

SpyGlassViewer: “The Shoe Phenomenon”