Hire Me

If you need a guest writer for your site, drop me a line.

I do humour and am very affordable. I normally charge one million US dollars per post. Then I normally get told to fuck off, so I settle for an author byline.

If you want an opportunity to tell me to fuck off, what are you waiting for? Contact me now!


Here’s some stuff I’ve written for other sites:

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