Dec 052012
 
Specials Blackboard

Hey, remember Dude Write? That was a trick question – of course you remember Dude Write. I write about them every other post. In fact, I mention Dude Write so often in my posts that I’m probably stealing Google search rankings from them. Take that, suckers!

What you may also remember is that they’ve been running a flash fiction contest on a monthly basis. This motivated me to write lots of flash fiction stories. OK, by “lots” I mean “exactly four”, but there’s really no need to be an ass about it!

What you probably don’t remember is that, due to relatively low turnout, DudeWrite’s flash fiction contest was “on hold” during November. In fact, it was on the verge of being cancelled altogether. I cried. I pleaded with Dude Write to not let it die. I cried some more, because I’m emotionally unstable and have poor impulse control.

Lying Crying Man, Im special

Whatever, at least I’m man enough to admit it!

Then, last week, something wonderful happened. We had our first snow of the winter in Denmark! Snow is great – you can build snowmen, go skiing, have snowball fi…wait a second, this isn’t what I was going to write about. What I was going to say is that last week I was contacted by Scott Jung from Dude Write with a very special offer…an offer I couldn’t possibly refuse.

To make a long story short – you are now looking at Dude Write’s new “Special Editor for Flash Fiction”. That is, if you’re looking at that A4 picture of me you have by your computer screen (yeah…I know!). Otherwise you’re just reading about Dude Write’s new special editor.

The guys were even nice enough to officially introduce me today. So thanks guys, and…aaaahm…I’m sorry about that whole “Take that, suckers!” thing – it was totally taken out of context.

Looking forward to joining the existing dynamic trio of Dude Write editors and having lots of upscale rave parties, caviar fights and limo drag racing. That’s what being an editor means, right? Please tell me that’s what it means!

Leave a comment, get a reply. That's how I roll.

  22 Responses to “I’m special”

Comments (22)
  1. Congratuations! You must be very special indeed, to be chosen for this. Very exciting for you.

     
  2. Cool! I knew there was more to your skills than upsetting poor, unsuspecting spammers from Zimbabwe. Way to go! :D

     
  3. Awesome! Congrats.

     
  4. First rule of Dude Write Special Editor for Flash Fiction is never talk about the caviar fights…lol.
    WG

     
  5. Well Mr.Special congratulations!May you go on to fortune and fame or at least winning your fair share of caviar and limo drag races.

     
  6. Congrats! Sounds like a challenging but fun gig! Good for you…

     
  7. Congrats! Always good to have a new title, and they found the perfect guy for the job. :)

     
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