Trump says “Hey! What’s going on?!”

By now, few have not commented on Donald Trump and his bid for the highest office in the US. Depending on where you stand on the political spectrum, Trump is either a messiah or the literal reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. Some say Donald Trump is the only one brave enough to say what most people are thinking. Some point out that he’s simply exploiting deep-seated fears to score easy political points. Others think Trump is […]

Search Term Roulette: “Defective superpowers” edition

I believe it was Google’s co-founder Larry Page who once famously said, “Seek and ye shall find!” People have been seeking ever since. It’s not always clear what people are seeking, however. Google’s algorithms are good, but people’s collective ability to come up with gibberish search terms is so, so much better. When Google can’t match people’s word puzzles to actually useful pages, it sends them to my decidedly unuseful blog. That strategy is bad […]

A wondrous tale of Christmas lights

We now have Christmas lights on our street! Yaaaaaay! Well, “Christmas lights.” They look like this: Yaaaay? I’m not kidding, by the way. That’s the Christmas setup on our street here in Copenhagen. Look, I’m really not one to judge. My idea of getting into the Christmas spirit involves changing my desktop background to a picture of semi-nude Santa riding a baby blue unicorn. (Don’t ask.) I’m pretty damn terrible at decorating for Christmas, is […]

Get your trivia over here…or don’t

Hello there, fellow Earthling and occasional reader of Nest Expressed. How are you? Oh, really? No way! He did what?! That bastard! I’m glad we had this talk. We should do it again sometime. Also, I’ve started a little side project on a daily publication called “Gimme The Gist.” My aim is to post a short piece of trivia every day. Then again, I once had an aim to slowly write a serial novel, […]

We all know who the terrorists are

I might offend some people, but it has to be said. I think it’s time we called a spade a spade. It’s very clear from the recent terrorist attacks in Paris, Beirut, over Egypt, and elsewhere that all these terrorists have one thing in common: They all wear shoes. I know, I know. Not all people who wear shoes are terrorists. I’m not implying they are. In fact, some of my good friends wear shoes. […]