22 more WTF Danish Halloween costumes 17

Ah, Halloween! The one day of the year when you can justify running out into the streets completely naked by calling it a costume. Uh…hypothetically. I wouldn’t know anything about being nude in Copenhagen’s main square on October 31 of last year. That’s slander and lies. Or, as the police records refer to it, “indecent […]

What Renee Zellweger’s new face means for you. A helpful guide. 36

Have you heard the big news? Renee Zellweger has a new face! Seemingly overnight, Renee Zellweger went from looking like this: To looking like this: I know! First Ukraine, then ISIS, then Ebola, now this?! What is the world coming to? Understandably, there’s been a lot of confusion as to what Renee Zellweger’s transformation means […]

Comment Spam Roulette: “Duck Penis” Edition 8

Aaaah, spam commenters. You bring me joy. You write weird things. You make little sense. You give me a reason to visit the Akismet folder where all of you reside and click the “Empty Spam” button. Lately, there are hundreds of you on a daily basis. More work for Akismet, more blog fodder for me. […]

Hi, I’m Daniel, and I’m a goddamn klutz 23

I have mentioned this in passing once before, but now’s time to expand on that: I’m extremely clumsy. Before you start with the “Oh yeah, me too, totally,” shut up! You know nothing! It’s almost become trendy lately to be a clumsy dork, so now everyone’s trying to jump on the klutz bandwagon. Well I’m […]

Memes are just like life 11

I’ve recently returned from a previously unannounced trip to Czech Republic, where we attended a family wedding. It went well. Alcohol was consumed, food was eaten, words were exchanged, fun was had. I managed to avoid embarrassing myself in public by walking into glass or fainting. So, all in all, a success. Now I’m back, […]

Keep it simple, stupid? 32

This may come as an utter shock to some of you, but I have a day job. I know, how can a guy who writes a whopping 1.7 blog posts per week and watches every episode of The Daily Show find the time to also keep a full-time job? It’s beyond the powers of the […]

You won’t believe what these headlines just did… 9

Have you been watching the headlines lately? The ones that pop up everywhere online, from Facebook to whatever other sites there are apart from Facebook? Have you noticed a trend? Hint: These headlines don’t really tell you anything about the story they’re promoting. Back in the day, a headline would typically sum up the gist […]

WTF Report: “Smart(phone) Walking” 11

How many times has this happened to you? Hopefully, the answer was “zero,” but if it wasn’t, I won’t laugh at you. Too much. We’ve all been distracted by our phones at some point or an…wait…ah, nevermind, just got a phone notification reminding me to feed my virtual pet lizard. Where was I? Yes, phones […]