eBay Troll: “Regenerating Haiku”

You already know that I like trolling shady people. Sometimes I write back to email scammers, sometimes I chase after sellers of questionable metaphysical items on eBay.¬†You probably also know that I had a minor fling with haiku. By now you probably figured out where I’m going with this…what?! No! Jesus, that’s not at all where I was going! How could you even think of something like that, you’re disgusting! Where I’m going with this…is […]

10 proverbs with a haiku spin

Saturdays are usually the days I do random stupid things to keep myself entertained. This makes them a lot like all other days. Today’s randomness is inspired by Carrie Rubin’s post where she shared her husband’s rhyming haikus with us. I refuse to generate original blog topics, so I decided to come up with some haikus of my own. Haikus are a form of short poetry in Japan. Here’s a detailed Wiki article on haikus. […]