eBay Troll: “Regenerating Haiku”

You already know that I like trolling shady people. Sometimes I write back to email scammers, sometimes I chase after sellers of questionable metaphysical items on eBay. You probably also know that I had a minor fling with haiku. By now you probably figured out where I’m going with this…what?! No! Jesus, that’s not at all where I was going! How could you even think of something like that, you’re disgusting! Where I’m going with this…is […]

Guest Expressed: “Clown Jewels: 5 Cases of Incompetent Jewellery Thieves”

In today’s guest post, Stephanie turns the “stupid criminals” series into a trilogy. Enter Stephanie: In the movies, jewellery thieves are often portrayed as clever, charming and witty – such as David Niven’s suave burglar ‘The Phantom’ whose ambition in life is to steal the fabled ‘Pink Panther’. In real life however, jewellery thieves regularly demonstrate just how inept they are when compared to their film counterparts, as this quintet of true bungled jewellery raid […]