search terms

Search Term Roulette: “Coffin Cow” edition

I’m back with another installment of “Search Term Roulette,” where I dissect the often bizarre search terms that bring people to my blog. I’ll never know who’s behind these searches, but I bet at least some of them come from a robot that’s recently gained sentience and is now trying to learn about our human society via search engines. We should all be very afraid. 1. Fuck Space-India I know! Space-India is the worst! May […]

Search Term Roulette: “If I had known” edition

All right, boys and girls. Gather around and stop reading my blog! What are you doing? This blog is for adults! Why aren’t you in bed yet?! Kids these days… Anyway, it’s time for the quarterly search term bonanza. It’s also time to stop saying “bonanza.” Nobody says that anymore. Never say “bonanza,” you’ll embarrass yourself. You know the drill. Below are some search terms that brought people to my blog. With commentary. 1. Hairspray. […]

Search Term Roulette: “Sexway Two” edition

Guess what time it is? It’s “search term roulette” time! Again? Yup, again. Has it been three months already? Yes it has. Are we done with the question-answer session? I don’t know, are we? Are we?! For those of you still sticking around, I assume you know the drill: I pick out some odd keywords that people use to find my blog. I share them with you. The end. Everyone has a good time, except […]

Search Term Roulette: Cat food and wigs edition

It’s spring, so it’s time for the quarterly search term roulette. Standing on the shoulders of the search term roulettes that came before it, this episode embraces everything that’s beautiful about the Internet in general, and Google in particular. Below are some search terms that people used to find my blog, along with my commentary. 1. Fucking guide to Vietnam Is this what I think it is? Are you looking for a guide to walk […]

Search Term Roulette: Winter Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats. Also, stop wearing hats indoors—it’s tacky and entirely unnecessary. It’s December, so you all know what that means. It’s time for the traditional, quarterly search term roulette. I collect all sorts of wacky search terms that land people on my blog. Then I share them with you, for no other reason than to mock people. I have a dark soul and zero shame. 1. TV is zombies That […]