supermarket


The totally true story of how I went shopping 21

This was it. I had finally made it! I stood by the entrance to the supermarket for the first time in my life. I was holding a shopping basket, a box of crayons and a taxidermied frog. I knew that only one of those items was likely to prove useful, but I had to be ready for anything. As soon as I walked in I realised I was in way over my head. Purchasable items […]