7 steps to a perfect wedding

As you may know, I got marriedĀ five months ago. You could say this kind of makes me an expert on all things wedding-related. You could say that, but you’d be wrong. So, you know, don’t say that. A wedding isn’t something you just slap together in an evening. It’s an event that requires a bride, a groom, and some other things, too. Don’t worry, I’m here to guide you through the most important ingredients of […]

What’s that on my finger?

Hint: it’s not a Triceratops. First, Triceratops are way too large to fit on a finger. Second, they’ve been extinct for at least a couple of years or so. Know your history, reader! Did you guess it yet? Correct: it’s a ring. One ring to rule them all. Or, in this case, one ring to rule one man, am I right? Marriage humour. Ha-ha. Good times. As you have gathered from that long-winded and entirely […]

Flash Fiction: “Not ready…”

A new Flash Fiction challenge at Dude Write is open. This is my submission. As always, 500 words maximum. This month’s prompt: She ran through the forest, ignoring the scrapes left on her exposed arms by the tree branches, the chilling air that sneaked through her thin dress and under her skin, the pain in her tired legs. She ran to get away as far as she could, to find a place to hide, to […]