Feb 252013

Lately I’ve been going on and on about how Denmark is quiet, peaceful and not scary at all in any way. It turns out I was lying. Even in calm old Denmark one isn’t immune from coming across indescribable horrors.

I was out in town on Saturday, engaging in regular Saturday activities – loitering, meeting friends, streaking naked through the main streets of Copenhagen while screaming “God save the King!” – you know, the usual. Suddenly, a sight in a clothes store window caught my eye. There were a few mannequins inside. Something about them wasn’t…quite…right.

Let’s see if you can spot it:

Mannequins with Frog Heads

“Murder! Kill! Oops, we meant ‘Ribbit, Ribbit!'”

Did you solve the mystery of “what’s wrong with these?” and “OH MY GOD, why, whyyyyyy?!”

Correct: the woman in the middle seems to be wearing a doughnut as a necklace! Horrifying, isn’t it?

Also, well played, smartass – Denmark has a queen, not a king. Go get yourself a cookie!

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  7 Responses to “When mannequins attack”

Comments (7)
  1. So, did the frogs eat the woman’s head? What kind of crazy is this? No wonder you’re streaking naked through Copenhagen.

  2. The frog-heads look like bad backup dancers… :P

  3. The frogs scare me a little, it looks live they devoured the other mannequin’s head.

    We have no king or queen here, so I have to be content shouting out, “Barack Obama save our economy!”

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