Lately I’ve been going on and on about how Denmark is quiet, peaceful and not scary at all in any way. It turns out I was lying. Even in calm old Denmark one isn’t immune from coming across indescribable horrors.
I was out in town on Saturday, engaging in regular Saturday activities – loitering, meeting friends, streaking naked through the main streets of Copenhagen while screaming “God save the King!” – you know, the usual. Suddenly, a sight in a clothes store window caught my eye. There were a few mannequins inside. Something about them wasn’t…quite…right.
Let’s see if you can spot it:
Did you solve the mystery of “what’s wrong with these?” and “OH MY GOD, why, whyyyyyy?!”
Correct: the woman in the middle seems to be wearing a doughnut as a necklace! Horrifying, isn’t it?
Also, well played, smartass – Denmark has a queen, not a king. Go get yourself a cookie!