Welcome to the grand finale of the epic and endless saga that is “The Sound Of Music”. Make sure you’re up to date by reading the first four parts (Part I, Part II, Part III and Part IV). Now that you’re done, let’s wrap this up!
The camera drops back down from the views of Austrian countryside to the plaza outside of the cathedral where Maria and the Captain just got married. Everything is exactly as we remember: the well known cathedral, the good old plaza, the huge Nazi flag with a swastika swinging down from a building. Wait, what? I don’t remember that flag being there just a second ago! What sort of witchcraft is this?! Oh, I see, this must be some weeks later. Smooth transition, movie, very smooth.
Through a crowd of marching soldiers a black convertible makes its way to an amphitheatre. Zeller and an unknown Nazi dude get out of the car and walk inside. In the amphitheatre are the Von Trapp children and Uncle Max. Zeller throws a Nazi salute and a “Heil Hitler” at Max and reminds him that he’s now the Gauleiter. Thanks again, movie, for walking us so gently through these transitions.
- He’s upset because the Captain’s house was the only one in the neighbourhood not flying the Nazi flag since the Anschluss. But not to worry, the Nazis have already “taken care” of the flag issue, he assures Max. If I were you I’d get that flag fetish looked at, Zeller. No grown man should be that much into flags.
- He wants to know when the Captain will return from his honeymoon. Remember how we saw Maria and Von Trapp leaving on their honeymoon just a while ago? Yeah, me neither.
Zeller assures Max that the festival is still happening tonight and that nothing in Austria has changed. He proves his point by saying “Heil Hitler” yet again, because in Austria it stands for “Nothing has changed”. Incidentally, “Heil Hitler” now constitutes every second sentence out of Zeller’s mouth. Apparently being a Nazi also provokes an onset of Tourette’s in some people.
Uncle Max and the kids briefly discuss the children’s upcoming performance at the festival as The Von Trapp Family Singers. Seems Max has gotten his way. Rolfe approaches, wearing a brown Nazi uniform. He hands a telegram to Liesl to pass onto the Captain as soon as he returns. Rolfe is cold and formal. Liesl suggests he comes by to “deliver the telegram” himself tonight, which is code for “meet me at the gazebo to sing, dance and…that’s about it”. Rolfe tells her he has more important things to do and walks off without looking back.
- Nazis have taken over Austria
- The Captain and Maria are busy having sex at some undisclosed honeymoon location
- Zeller is running the Nazi show in Austria and is still obsessed with flags
- Rolfe is still a virgin, but now also a douchebag
Next scene. The Captain walks up to his front door where a Nazi flag now hangs. He yanks the flag down and rips it in half. Now that’s just a waste of good fabric. Do you know how many dresses Maria could’ve made from that?
The children arrive and everybody spends the next few minutes telling everyone else exactly how much they missed them and why. Then the kids drop a bomb by announcing that they will sing at the festival. The Captain sends them off to the terrace so that they don’t have to witness the ass kicking he’s about to give Max. In the middle of the ass kicking that spans across topics like the Von Trapp kids singing in public and the Anschluss Liesl walks in to hand Rolfe’s telegram to the Captain. Von Trapp walks off to read it.
Maria and Liesl have a heart-to-heart in the drawing room. Liesl wants to know what to do when you stop loving someone or he stops loving you, referring to Rolfe. Maria’s insight on the topic is “you cry a little and then you wait for the sun to come out. It always does.”. Yes, Maria, it’s common knowledge that every 24 hours we can witness sunrise. What the fuck does it have to do with heartbreak?!
Maria and Liesl sing together. The song probably has something to do with the sun, but I’ve stopped listening to Maria’s songs after I’ve realised she’s insane.
Their bonding is interrupted by the grave-looking Captain. Apparently the telegram was an “offer” from Berlin for him to accept a commission in the navy and to report to a naval base tomorrow. He cannot accept this commission, because he hates the Nazis. However, rejecting this “offer” would be suicidal. Thus, the only thing to do is for the whole Von Trapp family to leave Austria. Tonight.
Speaking of tonight – next scene. The whole Von Trapp family is pushing a car out of the manor, without turning the engine on. They want to leave without Franz and Frau Schmidt hearing, to give them plausible deniability in case they get questioned by the Nazis. As the car is leaving the main gate we see Franz looking down at the group with a shady expression. Oh, Franz, you traitor! I hope you didn’t tell anyone about this…(CONTINUE TO NEXT PAGE)
13 thoughts on ““The Sound Of Music”: Mock Recap (Part V)”
Who am I but a “Will-o’-the-Wisp,” but I actually liked the scene by scene narrative. It’s a long movie to consisely sum up, and would have been a mistake to do so. Good luck with the next recap, whatever it might be. I’m off to fiind a pot’o’gold at the end of a rainbow. Humm! The Wizard of Oz??? Enjoy your favourite things too. :))
This was a “very very very” ( plus 4 more very’s) insightful and highly unusual overview of an endearing classic movie. Your Mock Recap was like seeing this movie for the 1st time instead of the 100th, only in a different way. So until those “memory erasing technologies” are invented (or allowed) your version of this movie is forever imbedded in my head, making it a musical “comedy” now. Personally, I’m grateful for a new perspective, mostly because I’m a bit of a “fibbertigibbet” myself. BTW, I think the saying you stumbled over about counting hatching horses has to do with them ,first, laying golden eggs. Golden eggs and those five gold coins are a few of my favorite things. Because there might be something really wrong with me, I enjoyed this post immensely. As for a future Mock Recap, I’d love to read your take on “Casablanca” in as many words as you can think of. Well, you asked. :)) NestExpressed
@BakedAlaskaInOr Thanks, kind of got carried away with the details when writing this one, so I doubt many people have followed it in full! Happy to hear you’ve enjoyed it, it was fun writing it scene by scene. I’ll definitely look into making a shorter version for another recap!Hurrah to fibbertigibbets and golden eggs! Have an awesome weekend and enjoy some of our favourite things, whatever they may be!
Sometimes seeing a beloved classic through “new eyes” is a good thing, but not this time. Another childhood classic ruined for me! You would think I would learn not to be so curious? I can not even insult you with my favorite derogatory remark, because you were clever enough to forewarn me and the other readers,( who loved this movie), not to read the review, but did I listen? No. I have only myself to blame this time.
The power of disclaimers! Even though you hate me now you can’t really blame me – excellent!
@Daniel Nest I do not hate you, I don’t know you well enough!
Damnit, now I’m not even important enough to be hated! That hurts!
@Daniel Nest Sorry, Rat Bastard! Is that better? I was trying to be polite. So much for that! Do you feel important now? I still do not hate you, so there!
Now I’m just plain confused! But hey, I’ll take what I can get, so Rat Bastard will have to do for now!
@Daniel Nest Sorry for confusing you. I actually worried about that last post, but there is no delete button, please do not kick me off your sight for abuse. I have really been enjoying your blog, you are very talented. If you like being called names, I can continue, but in real life, believe it or not, I am actually a nice person. Getting on blogs does alter my personality somehow. If I have really confused you, think how confused I get with myself , and have some pity.
Too late, I have already dispatched a swarm of monkey ninjas to your address. There’s nowhere to run for you now! 😉
@Daniel Nest Well, me and the ninja monkeys are hear having coffee and discussing your blog and if hating you is worth the effort, so your evil plot has failed!
Make sure of your evil ninja monkeys next time, they are easily bribed, once I brought out the banana bread and coffee they called off the attack.
I just KNEW they couldn’t be trusted! Freaking amateurs!