“Deserts are fun!” is not a typical thought that crosses our minds. Today’s guest, Meg Jones, begs to differ.
She’ll share some curious and amusing stories about Phoenix (plus a few others). Enter Meg:
Ever read a bit of news that is just a little too hard to believe? While mainstream media is usually supposed to carry legitimate news, there are those stories that cause just about anyone to scratch his head and wonder, “Did I accidentally pick up the National Enquirer?”
Enjoy a few slightly weird bits of news collected here, and you just might agree that there is something “phunny” going on in Phoenix, and a few other places.
Phoenix Phall Phunfest
Here’s a great and weird activity the locals enjoy participating in.
You’ve Got Earthquakes, Phoenix
1,000 to be exact. Arizona State University researchers revealed results from three years of seismographic study, showing that the state of Arizona experienced the tremors of earthquakes almost 1,000 times in just three years: 2006 to 2009. If you wonder why these earthquakes did not make the news, it is because of their micro-sized strength. Arizona was previously thought to experience only very infrequent earthquakes, but this latest information, published in August 2012, has researchers exploring the causes and possibilities of this unexpectedly large number of earthquakes. But this is just baby stuff. It gets stranger.
Strange Sounds in the Sky over Arizona
This has been happening all over. Here is happens on a cloudless night.
Babies on Beer
It is amazing what parents will do these days. In July, 2012, a mother in Phoenix was arrested for giving her 2-year-old child beer in a sippy cup. Did she really think that would be good for the baby? One has to wonder if people just lack sense to know better anymore or if they simply do not care. According to the report, the 36-year-old mother was at a pizza restaurant and gave the child beer after the child kept reaching for the pitcher.
Weed in the Mail
Some people in Arizona are just a bit weird in their mailing habits. A woman in Michigan was surprised when a package turned up in her mailbox containing two pounds of marijuana (3). The return address was from Arizona. Was the package sent to the wrong address or was the designated recipient supposed to find it in the mailbox before the elderly woman went to check her mail? Regardless, whoever the intended recipient was certainly missed out as the police took possession of the weed with intention to destroy it.
Gun for a Ring
Straying a little from Arizona, because we can and think it’s phun, a strange tale is to be found in North Liberty, Iowa, where a local jeweler is offering a free rifle to men who purchase an engagement ring costing at least $1,999. And while it may sound like the jeweler is promoting domestic violence, Harold van Beek actually says it is intended to help out the guys who would rather be hunting for deer rather than diamonds.
Grown-Up Paper Airplanes
Back in Arizona you will find the tale of the world’s largest paper airplane, and how it actually took flight. The paper aircraft, measuring 45-feet long and weighing in at 800 pounds was part of a museum paper airplane contest. The original plane was designed by a 12-year-old boy who won the Pima Air & Space Museum’s contest. Engineers were set to work to build the larger craft off of the boy’s design. On March 21, 2012, the plane took flight for a few brief moments after being carried aloft by a helicopter.
A Lady in the Window
This is what happens when you’ve been in the desert sun too long. Or are too lonely. This mannequin has found life, love, family, and adventure. An adoption of sorts has taken place with the lady often seen in the window, who has been involved in nearly everything a real human would. You might consider dropping by and giving her a visit.
The Phoenix Bat Cave
Enter if you dare. From April to November, if you are in for some freaky fun, head over to 40th Street and Camelback. Every evening at dusk, the bats come out to play. Mexican Freetail Bats begin to exit the dark recesses of batdome and set out for feeding on all sorts of desert delicacies.
Deserts are never boring. You just have to know where to look for some interesting phun.
Meg Jones writes for a Mesa Locksmith in AZ, Phoenix Lock Master. She enjoys sharing about the desert areas of Arizona and the interesting things that are often missed by people unfamiliar with the region.
11 thoughts on “Guest Expressed: “Something Phunny is Going on in Phoenix; Weird News””
I wondered where that shipment from Arizona had gotten,too! Damn post office!
You can’t trust anyone these days, can you?!
If you can’t trust the post office to ship your hash, then who can you trust?
Just about nobody…I need the post office to be a reliable source of drugs, otherwise the whole world falls apart!
Yeah, what is up with that?
I’m still waiting for that package from Columbia!…Wait… What’s that? Sirens?… Ah… gonna be gone a couple days.
I’m suddenly feeling sophisticated to live in Ohio. And that’s saying A LOT. But please don’t go digging. It will only take a couple seconds online to find some ridiculous thing an Ohioan did.
Hehehee I promise not to go digging…*opens a second browser tab*…why would I do that? *starts typing “Ohioan ridiculous news*
Missed ya in the blogosphere, welcome back! Hoping to hear about your adventures soon. Hopefully they aren’t as insanity-inducing as my “weekend without girlfriend” nightmare.
I’ll trade you a book-signing post for a weekend-without-girlfriend-nightmare post. Mine will be on Thursday. Look forward to reading yours.
Ha, then I beat ya to it, since mine was up since Sunday. Looking forward to Thursday then – can imagine it was a bit on the terrifying side for ya!
Okay–I just read it. You posted that on the day I drove 11 hours on about 4 hours of sleep. I wouldn’t recommend that for anyone, but I’m happy to report I made it home alive. At least I think I did.
Ouch, quite a trip to make! Hope you stacked up on those “5-hour energy” shots on your way back 😉