It’s my birthday today! *pause for the standing ovation and rain of confetti, candy and larger presents (who threw those?!) to die down*
So I’ll share a mini-conversation with an eBay peddler of “magic” pills as my birthday gift to you. I don’t know how birthdays work.
Enjoy the bite-sized nonsense while I go attend to my Facebook wall (those birthday wishes aren’t gonna “like” themselves).
This magic is sold here
From: Daniel
To: Mingjingdang
Hi Mr. Ming Gjing Dang,
I hope you can answer a few questions:
1) Can I expect to resemble the woman pictured on the box with the pills, after taking them?
2) If yes, how soon will this happen?
I thank you for your most honest and timely response,
Thank you!
From: Mingjingdang
To: Daniel
hehe, the picture just a ad. you can not trust it completely. if you want a slim build I suggest you
go to gym and sport frequently.
From: Daniel
To: Mingjingdang
Oh, I see. Ha, sorry for the confusion!
Do you happen to know if “Gym And Sport” is also available here on eBay? I assume it’s OK to take both product simultaneously without side effects?
Finally, if I do gym and sport, will I be able to look like the girl on the picture, you think?
From: Mingjingdang
To: Daniel
Of course you can do it.
From: Daniel
To: Mingjingdang
That is outstanding! Now I understand the “magic” part of the description.
In your experience, at what stage does the gender transformation begin? Will I first develop breasts or lose my penis. I’m asking because if the breasts come first I’ll have a very “awkward-looking” stage for a while.
Thanks again!
Nest Expressed 
Ooooh 😦 I missed your birthday! Happy belated birthday!
And I can’t believe you actually messaged that to the seller. You’re pretty brave mister! Can I borrow that sometime?
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Thanks and no worries! You are always welcome to borrow nonsense from my “troll” series, I have plenty of victims I mess with 😉
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These posts of yours are like the new millennium version of Candid Camera. I wish I were as brave as you and could get up the nerve to contact the suppliers of these ridiculous product claims. I guess I’ll have to continue to experience the joy by proxy through reading your posts.
Happy Birthday, by the way! I have my own coming up in a few days, but I try not to think about it.
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I will not stop until every scammer has been ridiculed. I’ll be busy for eternity.
So, a fellow Sagittarius then? Happy upcoming birthday! And thanks!
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Thank you. I’m stuck as a Sagitarius, but I’m much more like a Scorpio. Then again, I think horoscopes are hogwash so it’s all good.
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You can not trust it completely? What the…? If you can’t trust Magic Slim, then you can you trust? Happy Birthday, and happy gymming and sporting, whatever that may be.
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I know, kind of underwhelming for a product that has “magic” in its title 😉 Thanks for the birthday wishes, may we all gym and sport!
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Happy birthday! And you can’t blame it all on starting with man parts. I’m female, and there isn’t enough magic on the planet to make me look like that. But hope never dies, and pills still sell! 🙂
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True, there wouldn’t be this many scammers around if people still didn’t buy their stuff 😉 Thanks for the b-day wishes!
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Sending birthday wishes your way 🙂 Handsome men make ugly women – I think I’d stay away from those pills…lol 😉
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Too late, I’ve already started my “Gym & Sport” regimen 😉 Thanks for the b-day wishes 🙂
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Have a very Happy Birthday! I’m not sure you should take those pills, have you thought about how your girlfriend might feel about your …..ah..being transformed like that?
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Thanks! Well yeah, but I’d be super fit too 😉
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Not sure being super fit would make up for..ah ..well..never mind. Who am I to judge? 😉
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