Allow me to introduce a new bite-sized segment called “WTF Report”.
In this segment I find the most WTF things on the Internet, force my poor eyes to see them, then share the pain with you. Don’t thank me. No, really, don’t.
I came across the gem below in this Cracked article (read it, it’s awesome).
If I had to sum up the content of this music video in exactly seven words, these words would be “WHY DEAR GOD OH JESUS CHRIST WHY?!”.
Every single element in this video is well worthy of the “WTF” title, but I want you to take special note of the intricate choreography at around 2:45. That is, if you make it that far with your eyes still safely inside your head and your ears not leaking blood.
If both our cats accidentally got their tails stuck inside the coffee-grinder while it was on and I filmed the ensuing cacophony and general chaos with my iPad we’d still end up with a better music video.
Enjoy your Tuesday.
12 thoughts on “WTF Report: “Animals Of The Night””
Wow, they had a “Sound Department” in the credits.
That was some pretty snazzy choreography. And dangerous. Any one of them could have lost their balance. Wonder if they had stunt doubles under those masks.
I know, right? There’s no way they didn’t have skilled professionals actually doing the scene!
Why? Why did I watch it? Why? *shakes head* #thingsyoucannotunsee
What doesn’t kill you makes you disturbed and terrified!
And here I am… All awkward about singing karaoke. Never again shall I limit my singing to the car and the shower!
Let your inner animal out, sista!
I’m tone deaf and flat footed, but after watching that I’m convinced there’s a song and dance career awaiting me!
If you need a convincing backup dancer dressed as a werewolf, I have a hoodie and a gorilla mask at home. Will be happy to participate!
Ok, I just don’t even…well, I’m a writer… but there are no words… I’m betting she’s wishing she wore at a mask at this point, too, though.
I somehow doubt it. It appears she’s truly enjoying how “in character” she is. She’s very much like the Prancercise lady when it comes do denial.
But hey, we have them both to thank for minutes of entertainment! Thanks for stopping by.
I don’t know what to say. I thought your galloping 80s-throwback Prancerciser was the worst thing my eyes would ever see. I was wrong. I don’t think I’ll be able to eat my anniversary dinner now. Too much nausea.
See? Don’t ever say I do nothing for you. Nausea isn’t nothing!