So I’ve been a bit MIA lately. I expect this to continue, too.
I am trying to step up my Cracked.com game, ever since my first article for them ran in May. So now I’ll be trying to get more articles published. Pitching and writing for Cracked is a time-consuming process, because of their tough editorial requirements.
This means I’ll probably cut down to about a post a week, possibly interspersed with a few “WTF reports” about stupid shit I find online.
Speaking of WTF – for reasons that I assure you have nothing to do with vanity or narcissism, I have looked myself up on Google. Using my real name, which is Daniel Gniazdo, as you may have learned previously.
The search results were innocent enough, but then I had the misfortune of clicking on Google Images.
Lo and behold, this:
There goes my potential political career. And I was so close!
The good thing is that employers never use Google to check up on their employees, right? I should be safe.
Plus these things tend to disappear after a while. It’s not like everything we do online is forever or anything.
What’s that? It totally is forever? Thanks for nothing, Juan Enriquez!
On an unrelated note, I’ve made it even easier for all of you to get Nest Expressed goodness (or insert your own noun here) directly in your mailbox. You click here, fill out a one-item form…then good things happen to you.
What about you all? What does your Google search say about you? Can you beat me?