We all have problems.
Some are unemployed and looking for work. Some have a big test coming up. Some are wondering when mom or dad will change their dirty diaper.
And then there’s guy, whose worst nightmare is a mall that isn’t open:
I know. The guy is obviously unwell. On the one hand, it’s unfair and even disrespectful to make fun of him.
On the other hand, that’s a hilarious video, so screw it.
Allow me to highlight a few noteworthy moments that are worthy of your note:
- A random dude playing the popular “pretending to be a bug smashing into a windshield” game at 0:43
- Maniacal laughter at 1:45
- The “why are you closed” guy genuinely wondering whether the camera guy is “nuts” and “crazy”, entirely unaware of the irony, at 2:19.
The best part? The fact that the mall isn’t even actually closed. Please notice the people inside the mall right at the start. Also, check out the man at 0:12 explaining to his friend how to get inside the mall by going around the building.
Ah well, I guess it’s far more fun to scream at doors than to figure out how multiple entrances work.
10 thoughts on “WTF Report: “Why are you closed?””
Thanks for the laugh! I love how it wasn’t even closed after all that. People are pretty funny – especially when they don’t realize it.
What would we do without the hilarity provided by others? Happy to make you laugh!
Is it just me or does that guy yelling “Why?” remind you of Billy Joel?
What is more sad… the actual video or me watching the entire thing?
Why? Why? WHYYYYYYY???????
Billy Joel?! Are you NUTS? You’re CRAZY! Billy Joel!
Why?? Why? Why? Hell, I don’t know. I think he just looks like Billy Joel and his vocals are lyrical. He actually can carry a tune.
Maybe he looks like Billy Joel’s less successful cousin.
Why is he still unknown?! WHY, WHY, WHY?!
That poor man needs a mental health specialist. Stat. But allow me to play empathetic devil’s advocate for a moment. It’s sad when we’ve reached the day and age that someone spends over two minutes taping the guy instead of offering to tell him how to get into the building. 😦
True, true. You can even go as far as to wonder who is more crazy in this scenario – the man yelling at a door or the supposedly sane guy who spends 2 minutes silently filming him. Internet is fully of just such mysteries.
Wow… ‘crazy’, ‘nuts’… never seen a man have a ‘fit’ not being able to ‘shop’… most men hate shopping. They walk among us, and they VOTE.
This guy clearly loves shopping. Shopping and yelling and swearing and strings. These are a few of his favourite things.