WTF Report: “Jumping Jokes”

I’m nursing a cold and a headache (although I really should get someone else to do it, I’m not qualified to nurse anyone).

That’s why today I’m taking the easy way out and just throwing a bunch of outdated, yet funny videos at your eyeballs. With minimal commentary. They all involve jumping fails, mostly well deserved and karmic.

Enjoy:

You “fuck ze fucking world”, the world fucks you back, guy!

Well played, chair, well played.

I am in too much pain-by-proxy to make fun of this.

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Bonus video, because everything is better with cats:

Side note: Django did exactly the same thing as cat number four. We have a three-step staircase just like that.

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15 thoughts on “WTF Report: “Jumping Jokes”

  1. I hope you’re feeling better soon!
    The pool fails are just painful to watch.
    The kitty one is adorable… but I sure hope that last kitty didn’t get hurt. Kitty? Kitty? Kitty?
    I have to go cry now.

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    • To the best of my knowledge that kitty is fine (the guy who posted it a long time ago mentioned that their cat did this often).

      Yup, the pool fails (especially the last one) are gruesome. Thanks, feeling better, especially when compared to the pool jumpers!

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    • Laughter is almost a super-power, even!

      Yeah cats have an innate ability to be hilarious at almost all times (the other times they make me want to kill them…but that’s a story for another time)

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  2. I just watched these with my son (I told him to ignore the F-bomb; said that Daniel Nest guy was a prison escapee with a toilet mouth…), and we were cracking up, particularly at the cat one. Sorry you’re sick, but I’m glad to see the virus doesn’t inhibit your sense of humor!

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