I’m nursing a cold and a headache (although I really should get someone else to do it, I’m not qualified to nurse anyone).
That’s why today I’m taking the easy way out and just throwing a bunch of outdated, yet funny videos at your eyeballs. With minimal commentary. They all involve jumping fails, mostly well deserved and karmic.
Enjoy:
You “fuck ze fucking world”, the world fucks you back, guy!
Well played, chair, well played.
I am in too much pain-by-proxy to make fun of this.
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Bonus video, because everything is better with cats:
Side note: Django did exactly the same thing as cat number four. We have a three-step staircase just like that.
Nest Expressed 
Was Ice Man planning to plunge through the ice and then drown when he couldn’t find the hole to get out? I’d say he’s lucky to have only collapsed his spine.
My ovaries shuddered in sympathy for the crotch shot.
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His motives are as elusive as his sanity.
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I love watching people fall… It’s the American in me. Pew! Pew!
Hugs!
Valerie
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It’s what you have AFV for. It’s pure awesome!
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Those videos have brightened my day.
The lad jumping across the pool will never require contraceptives.
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Stupidity IS the best contraceptive!
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Well done, although I’ll give you one better:
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Ha, classic!
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I hope you’re feeling better soon!
The pool fails are just painful to watch.
The kitty one is adorable… but I sure hope that last kitty didn’t get hurt. Kitty? Kitty? Kitty?
I have to go cry now.
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To the best of my knowledge that kitty is fine (the guy who posted it a long time ago mentioned that their cat did this often).
Yup, the pool fails (especially the last one) are gruesome. Thanks, feeling better, especially when compared to the pool jumpers!
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The cat video was hilarious… I laughed so hard I could barely breath. Hope you get well soon. Laughter is good for you… so I expect you’ll be feeling better soon.
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Laughter is almost a super-power, even!
Yeah cats have an innate ability to be hilarious at almost all times (the other times they make me want to kill them…but that’s a story for another time)
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I just watched these with my son (I told him to ignore the F-bomb; said that Daniel Nest guy was a prison escapee with a toilet mouth…), and we were cracking up, particularly at the cat one. Sorry you’re sick, but I’m glad to see the virus doesn’t inhibit your sense of humor!
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Hey-hey, this F-bomb is not on me. I was just quoting the guy and staying faithful to the source!
Happy to entertain, as always.
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I figured since it was said with an accent, it would go right over my son’s head. Because of course, as a male teenager, he’s never heard such language…
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