I’m nursing a cold and a headache (although I really should get someone else to do it, I’m not qualified to nurse anyone).
That’s why today I’m taking the easy way out and just throwing a bunch of outdated, yet funny videos at your eyeballs. With minimal commentary. They all involve jumping fails, mostly well deserved and karmic.
You “fuck ze fucking world”, the world fucks you back, guy!
Well played, chair, well played.
I am in too much pain-by-proxy to make fun of this.
Bonus video, because everything is better with cats:
Side note: Django did exactly the same thing as cat number four. We have a three-step staircase just like that.