Remember that time in chemistry class when you tried creating a smoke monster from Lost? And then you ended up burning down the chemistry lab and that nerd Bob had to get seven stitches in his earlobe?
Me neither. I wasn’t even in your school. Leave me out of this.
Now’s your chance to relive the memory that you don’t have. My second Cracked.com article just went live yesterday. It’s about chemical reactions. It will make you want to grab random household chemicals and create indoor fireworks. I advise you to resist the urge, but if you don’t—I want video proof.
Go read: 7 Mind-Blowing Chemical Reactions You Won’t Believe Are Real
What are you standing around for? Those explosions aren’t going to happen by themselves. Go!
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As a child, I once mixed a couple of lavatory cleaners in the bath. I wont be doing it again any time soon! It is now clear to me why chlorine was one of the first gases to be used in warfare.
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You’re a true experimental soul, aren’t you?! The things you’ve done for a clean bath.
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Perfect timing, because as fate would have it, I was wondering what to do with my grapes today instead of eat them. Now I can make plasma. You’re the best!
Great article, Daniel. Congrats on another publication. It’s obvious you put a lot of work into these. Great research and funny, too.
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Ha, enjoy that grape plasma-beam you’ve always wanted.
Thanks. I can’t take credit for all of the jokes, as many of them have been generously sprinkled in by the Cracked editors, but that’s the name of the game.
There will be more articles coming, so stay tuned.
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I’m in a mad rush- so will read your article later today… but I just had to say WAY TO GO DANIEL!!!
Congratulations on your second published Crack article!!! This is HUGE!
Wow wowowowowowowowowo!!!!!
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Thanks, it’s pretty awesome to see your article go live on Cracked.com – I’ve been a fan for years.
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How cool! Congrats on the second article! You famous, now! 🙂
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Yeah it’s only a matter of time that I get that call from Obama. I’m just going to sit back and wait by the phone now, 24/7.
Thanks, by the way!
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