The holidays are upon us. It’s time for people to exchange gifts, eat lots of unhealthy food, and for Fox News to dial up their yearly “War On Christmas” paranoia.
If there’s one thing everyone unanimously loves about Christmas, it’s hearing the same few beloved songs play on repeat for months on end. Seriously, radio stations, please play more Christmas songs—it’s never too much.
And then there are those for whom traditional songs just don’t cut it. These people find creative ways to “spice up” the old classics. I like to think that the following exchange took place between the creators of the song I’m about to share:
“How about a ‘Jingle Bells’ remix, where–”
“Sold! Love it!”
“Wait, I didn’t finish. So it’s a ‘Jingle Bells’ remix, but instead of words–”
“Excellent! Let’s do it!”
“Just…just hold on, okay? Instead of words, it’s—wait for it—literally just laughing. All the way. Laughing. All. The. Way.”
“Hysterical! Make it happen!”
And make it happen they did, here:
What starts out as an innocent laugh attack, soon transforms into a nonstop, surreal audio diary of Santa’s mind unraveling in real time. There is no way that one and a half solid minutes of incessant laughter are a sign of a healthy psyche. This Santa is clearly suffering from severe PTSD, manifesting itself in unnatural, eerie guffaws.
I don’t know about you, but if this particular Santa showed up at my doorstep, I’d be calling the cops and trying to frantically recall exorcism spells. Thanks, but no thanks, Santa—you goddamn lunatic.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Have fun with your families and share a laugh or two…but never three, for that way lies madness.
12 thoughts on “WTF Report: “AAAAAAAAAH All The Way””
I think It just ate my soul…
There’s no “think” about it. Your soul is forever g-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA!
Well… it was kind of festive in an odd disturbing way. I didn’t care much for it but, Chuck, my favorite alter, found it quite amusing. You and your house have a Holly Jolly Christmas this year! 😉
Chuck has quite a taste!
Thanks, and likewise!
That laughter reminded me of the female’s doctor’s reaction when I dropped my trousers so she could conduct examine my testicles!!
You’ve been given a testicular exam by Santa? Does the horror ever cease?
Ha, I just watched the clip in the hotel room with my boys, and they begged me to turn it off. So yes, definitely creepy and WTF material.
“Seriously, radio stations, please play more Christmas songs—it’s never too much.”—That made me laugh. There is one station on Sirius/XM satellite radio that starts playing Christmas songs before even Thanksgiving. Drives me crazy. Christmas songs are best in small doses…
Have a great holiday! I’m curious–have you bought your cats gifts? Come on, admit it, I know you have…
When the generation that had to survive the “Crazy Frog” tells you to turn Santa’s singing off, you know it’s horrible!
Yeah radio during Christmas is a nonstop assault on our ears and sanity. Thankfully I don’t listen to much of it.
Gifts for my cats? Damnit, I forgot. Must get them some wigs.
My son is getting a fake Santa beard for my mom’s cat (we’re going to visit her this week). That poor cat…
Don’t be surprised if the cat ends up laughing insanely for hours and hours.
Yes, just what we need, a jollier Santa… really strange the things people do…glad you post them here. It always confirms to me that nothing I will ever do in life can possibly really be considered abnormal 🙂
Loco Santa is the way of the future. I am happy to bring a sense of normalcy to your life. Enjoy Xmas and New Year!