You know about my love/hate relationship with Google, right? I’ve written a guest post about it a while ago.
You also know about my hate/hate relationship with Putin. I’ve written post after post after post on the subject.
So then I thought: “Why not combine my two hobbies?”
That’s how I decided to give Google the opportunity to tell us all what he thinks of Putin. Why should I be the only one sharing my opinions? I set out to use Google’s autocomplete feature to paint a thorough picture of who Putin is and what he should do. It turns out that, as with many other things, Google is extremely conflicted on the subject of Putin. What I found out is that Putin is:
Who wants:
Yet he won’t:
Because he doesn’t:
That’s why he has:
Which is why he needs:
So there you have it: Putin is a homosexual evil thug, who wants Alaska back to restore the Soviet Union. He will go to war, because he has no respect for Obama and won’t even shake his hand. He needs to be stopped, but he doesn’t care since he doesn’t drink and has balls. Which is why he’s right but has already lost and will eventually die. That’s…surprisingly accurate? I don’t know anymore, you be the judge.
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I’m amazed you didn’t find “Putin has moobs”. Maybe some things are too obvious for google.
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That’s my guess too. Google probably figured there’s no point in regurgitating something everyone already knows. Like that Putin’s the President or that he takes ugly topless pictures.
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Don’t we all want Alaska back? I mean… Deep down inside. Legend says the vampires took it years ago after all.
Hugs!
Valerie
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I want Alaska back. Alaska and I go way back! And if there are vampires, all the better. I hear they glitter in the sun.
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I bet they just lay down in the snow naked and glittery. And that’s why no one can find them. Ingenious really…
Hugs!
Valerie
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Sarah Palin was right! Putin does want Alaska back. Google knew. Google always knows.
This is a fantastic post idea… you may just start a trend young man. Well done!
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Maybe Sarah Palin secretly gets all of her knowledge from the infinitely wise Google? That would explain a lot.
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Yeah… it would. 😦
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Something tells me you already knew these things about Putin. Nice of Google to confirm it for you.
Clever idea for a post!
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Me? Whatever do you mean? I’m just conveying what Google’s telling me. Don’t shoot the messenger!
Wink, wink. I have something in my eye. Nevermind that.
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Google has pretty much captured the essence of the man.Interesting idea to let Google speak for you.
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Google knows best, as my mom always said. She’s a really forward-thinking lady!
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Thanks for sharing I did not know all that about Putin
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It’s well hidden, but Google knows how to dig for the truth!
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