It’s my birthday today! *pause for the standing ovation and rain of confetti, candy and larger presents (who threw those?!) to die down*
So I’ll share a mini-conversation with an eBay peddler of “magic” pills as my birthday gift to you. I don’t know how birthdays work.
Enjoy the bite-sized nonsense while I go attend to my Facebook wall (those birthday wishes aren’t gonna “like” themselves).
From: Daniel
To: Mingjingdang
Hi Mr. Ming Gjing Dang,
I hope you can answer a few questions:
1) Can I expect to resemble the woman pictured on the box with the pills, after taking them?
2) If yes, how soon will this happen?
I thank you for your most honest and timely response,
Thank you!
From: Mingjingdang
To: Daniel
hehe, the picture just a ad. you can not trust it completely. if you want a slim build I suggest you
go to gym and sport frequently.
From: Daniel
To: Mingjingdang
Oh, I see. Ha, sorry for the confusion!
Do you happen to know if “Gym And Sport” is also available here on eBay? I assume it’s OK to take both product simultaneously without side effects?
Finally, if I do gym and sport, will I be able to look like the girl on the picture, you think?
From: Mingjingdang
To: Daniel
Of course you can do it.
From: Daniel
To: Mingjingdang
That is outstanding! Now I understand the “magic” part of the description.
In your experience, at what stage does the gender transformation begin? Will I first develop breasts or lose my penis. I’m asking because if the breasts come first I’ll have a very “awkward-looking” stage for a while.
Thanks again!