Many a moon ago, in the ancient year of 2012, yours truly penned an article about ridiculous superpowers for sale on eBay.
Most of you read the articles, chuckled about how silly it’d be if someone naively fell for buying a magic ring that allegedly granted them invisibility, and went on with your lives.
But one man dared to be different. He read the article, bravely ignored the words inside it, and contacted me about buying some superpowers.
That man’s name is Ravi, and this is the story of our brief correspondence, delivered to you in its full, unfiltered glory.
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